Ducks of Doom

The owner of Le Monroe café tapped on the bar as he waited for the first dinner customers to come.  He had worked hard to open this café and he spent most of his time there dealing with all the issues restaurants have.  He did it for his kids hoping to have a well established venue in the state.  He thought how lonely it is sometimes and he did not have time to date.  He heard the door open and three beautiful women entered.  They looked beautiful like they do in magazines or those stupid reality shows his kids watched.  He could not take his eyes off of them like a teenager.  He took them to their table and welcomed them to his café. He loved saying that and he tried not to drool like a fool.  He introduced himself and they said they were three sisters though they each had different hair colors: one gold, one auburn and one dark like the night.  He tried to maintain witty banter and not stumble over his words.  He had one idea and brought them a bottle of wine to their table while they waited for the bread.  He said on the house, ladies and they all thanked him.  

He felt weird because he wasn’t blowing it at all like normal.  There was something about how they moved like they were magical or maybe he was just being silly sometimes his imagination ran away with him.  He always had vivid dreams about strange and scary lands.  It was busy that night and he hung around like a school boy with a crush but they didn’t seem to be bothered and when dessert was ordered they invited him to have a seat.  He obliged her request and they revealed their names: the blond was called Yvett. Her sister with red hair was named Susan. Her Sister with hair dark as night was named Daria.  They had some small talk and then they asked him about what he dreamed about last night.  He said I have strange dreams and I dreamed about ducks with red eyes that were very scary but silly.  They said in unison Not demonic ducks.  He said it’s ok it is just a dream caused by too much spicy food.  They looked at him and said no this is very serious it means it is time for the rift to be open and release the denominic of evil ducks on the world.  He said what are you talking about?  Yvett said we did not eat here by accident but it was foretold in the ancient scroll and now you must help and save us all.  Yvett said you are special and we need you to seal a rift that keeps this world safe from the darkness of demonic ducks.  It will take too long to explain all of it but we need you to say the words to seal the rift for another eon.  We are all goddesses who protect the scroll and sword and also we model as a side project.  There is a lot of down time between eons.  I thought you all were beautiful  women if you don’t mind me saying.  They blushed and thanked him.  He got his staff to close the restaurant that night.  For some reason this all made sense or at least he felt comfortable leaving with these strangers.  He wondered if they had used some power on him but he didnt care.  

They took him to an empty cow field where he almost stepped in a manure plop.  He thought that would be terrible to have to save the world with shit on your shoes.  Yvett pulled a scroll out of her purse and said these words.  I can’t read that and said i forgot Greek is not as common as it used to be.  Yvett kissed him full on the lips like they were in an old movie and he almost dropped to the ground but she steadied him.  She said try now and he could read the words like reading the newspaper without thinking about it.  He read the words as a bright light came pouring out of a cut in the air.  Ducks with red eyes started coming out of the slash in the air and Yvett said hold this sword and clear your mind.  All of the sudden a light came out of the tip of the sword and repealed the evil ducks back into the rift.  The rift closed and disappeared with no ducks in our world.      He said did that really just happen or did I hit my head somewhere.  Yvett said no, you’re the great defender of this generation and you have fulfilled your destiny.  He said wow I am really hungry for some reason.  Yvett said you used your energy to send those ducks back to hell.  He looked at his watch and said the waffle house is the only thing open. Would you like some waffles and steak on me?  All the sisters said thank you but we must secure the scroll and sword but Yvett would love to join you. 
The meal at the Waffle House tasted so good that night and his company wasn’t too shabby either.  He hopped that she would get to know her better as he stared into her beautiful eyes that looked like a bottomless ocean.  She was a Goddess all the way through.  They left for his place and wondered if it was good enough for a Goddess.